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I surveyed
dozens of women to find out the juiciest secrets they keep from their
partners and here are the top ten results, this is all fact and applies
to most women! I bet you will be shocked by their se
- Most women have bleached facial hair: No matter what ethnic background they are from, it is a fact of life, that all women have facial hair. Women try to pluck, wax, and bleach their facial hair to stop it from looking like men. They get beard and moustache hairs and even the very good looking girls are working every day to keep those stray hairs at bay.
- We usually keep all our money hidden in our bras: Yes it's true we withdraw money at the bank and deposit the funds in our secure breast compartment. We even sometimes sleep with it when funds reach a certain limit. This is to protect our funds from our partners and kids who sneak it from our purse.
- You'd be surprised by how many men we've slept with: Yes we don't tell you the correct number of guys and you would never know either way. It is very rare for a woman to be truthful on this subject unless it was 0 or less.
- Women do get anal hair: Yes we get it just like you men and we have to shave/wax to get rid of it regularly so you don't notice it! Its why were high maintenance, it takes time and effort to look this good.
- Raunchy farts, we pop them too: Our farts can be as deadly as yours and some women will go to any lengths to hide the fact the fart was theirs! We blame it on the poor bloke next to us.
- The guy standing next to you is definitely hotter: We would never tell our partners that the guy next to them was hotter or they had a better body, it is our little secret and we will never give that up.
- Time of the month excuse: We use that time of the month as an excuse to be bitchy, we use it for up to 7 days and you guys have to deal with it. Poor you because you will never get a sorry from us during this period every month.
- Sex is not all it's cracked up to be: Ok to be honest we won't be honest about how good you are in bed and someone who says to their partner 'that was fantastic' in a really loud voice, really means they venting their frustration because you came too early.
- G-Strings are hardly comfortable: We wear them to make our butts look better and to impress you with the fine lines of a g-string but they are very uncomfortable and we can't wait to get them off.
- We never tell you how bad the date really was: That's right first we pretend to have no money and not offer to pay part of the $200bill and then go on to tell you how well the date went but we would never tell you how bad it really was, that is what we tell our girlfriends!
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I am a friendly energetic person and the third of 6 kids. Passionate for public speaking, reading & writing, music, fashion, shoes (I have 200+) and I would love to be a presenter/reporter one day. I current... View profile
I am a friendly energetic person and the third of 6 kids. Passionate for public speaking, reading & writing, music, fashion, shoes (I have 200+) and I would love to be a presenter/reporter one day. I current... View profile
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